There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails. Jonathan Swift dimeheadpant Change image and share on social
When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him. Jonathan Swift appearconfederacydunce Change image and share on social
Although men are accused of not knowing their own weakness, yet perhaps few know their own strength. It is in men as in soils, where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not of. Jonathan Swift accusegoldknow Change image and share on social
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost. Jonathan Swift bellyburstgood Change image and share on social
I never saw, heard, nor read, that the clergy were beloved in any nation where Christianity was the religion of the country. Nothing can render them popular, but some degree of persecution. Jonathan Swift belovedchristianityclergy Change image and share on social
No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience. Jonathan Swift agecompletelyconduct Change image and share on social
Once kick the world, and the world and you will live together at a reasonably good understanding. Jonathan Swift goodkicklive Change image and share on social
He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue. Jonathan Swift fiddlerrogue Change image and share on social
We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another. Jonathan Swift hatelovemake Change image and share on social
